American Mustache Institute is a Thing

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Consider a world where the American Mustache Institute is a thing,
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/

which holds an event called the ‘Million Mustache March’ in order to raise awareness for the Stache Act, proposed legislation that would provide a $250 tax break for ‘mustache maintenance’ for all mustachio’d individuals… which also acts as a mechanism for H&R Block to donate towards potable water charity services…
https://www.facebook.com/hrblock?sk=app_173550109426757

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And ELLIE KEMPER is an advocate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl … ilxI4Biths

That world exists. Sorta.

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